Ole, Barawo, Thief!!!
So last week right, I wake up to find my phone beeping, indicating it needed to be charged; I was baffled because, it was plugged in all night. My damn charger had broken! Oh hell to the no! I had had it with this phone. I was trying to be savy and paid a fortune for a crack head PDA phone that gets on my damn nerves. I had a plan.

I called my carrier and told them I had misplaced my phone, hell why not? I have been paying 5 par insurance for like 2 years now so I beggi! I was told they would send me a refurbished phone…the same one! Kai I have been punked! The same one ke? Which would mean I would still have to buy a new charger? The lady put me on hold and came back with “ahem, I am sorry you insurance policy does not cover loss or theft” Say werrin? You mean to tell me that I just sat on the phone for the past hour explaining in the best Fone I could for squat? Mean while the phone had been suspended so if anyone finds it they couldn’t use it! Yepa!! E gba mi O! teef no good O!

Aight so what exactly does my insurance cover? Water damage or malfunction…Okay, I will be back. It took me a good week to devise a plan. I got a glass of water, sat it on my desk and allowed my phone marinate for 8 hours then I called the carrier up yesterday, couldn’t get through so I drove there after work. I told the lady I found my lost phone in my kitchen sink, I was soaking my dishes for the past week and it must have fallen inside. Ooops its water damaged now so can I get a replacement? How about I not only have to pay the $50 deductible, I now have to wait 5-7 days for them to ship me a replacement phone! Again same Phone still no damn charger! I was mad frustrated. I really need to tap my conniving genes next time and come up with a more ingenious plan. So I changed from irate customer mode to vulnerable, helpless twit mode and asked the dude if there was anything I could do to get a phone tonight, without coming out the pocket. He told me the cheapest phone in the store was $200, I don’t qualify for a rebate or a new customer discount…unless, I add a line, if I did then he could give me a new camera, speaker LG phone. Who gives a flying F%$K about camera and speaker omo just give me phone and I’ll be fine. So I signed a new 2 year contract, got a new local phone number and a new phone. I left a message on my other phone for callers to call my new line pending the time I get my replacement. I learned my lesson. The US of A is designed for crooks like me. I am ashamed; being cheap has cost me my livelihood for 7 whole days! I mean, yes I have a land line and a phone in my office but so what! I never realized how essential my phone was to my life! My name is Bola…I am a fraud…I have repented from my fraudulent ways…I will…after I get my new phone! HEHEHEHE
- posted by Queenb @ 8:48 AM
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