Sexual Consent Form
To all Men Considering that Sexual Offences bill is likely to be passed by Parliament it is inevitable for men to start legally protecting thmselves. Here is an agreement you're supposed to carry when you have a date. Please make sure all the documentations are fully signed and are in safe repository before doing the actual execution.


CONSENT FORM TO BE SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (MEN PROTECTION FORM)

This certifies that, I _______________________the undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _______________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer"):

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2.THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic substance/s.

3.THAT the aforementioned screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4.THAT I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5.THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him

6.THAT I do not know if he is married or not, and I do not care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk

8.THAT I am entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive the full and 'delicious' satisfaction, which I expect, declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation as soon as time permits.

10.THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that:
10.1 I contract a sexual disease
10.2 I fall pregnant
10.3. I feel that he is violating any legislation-moral, legal or otherwise

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS _______ DAY OF (MONTH)____________
(YEAR) ___________ AT ___________________
Signature of screwee : ___________________
Date of birth : ___________________
Date of conduct : ___________________
- posted by Queenb @ 7:44 AM
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