Wednesday, February 14, 2007

My funny Valentine!!!!!

So I woke up this morning to a knock at the door, early mo mo kind of shit, it was a special delivery, this tall, dark, handsome man in a tux with a bouquet of 2 dozen yellow roses and a single red one! “Miss Odegbami?” he asked. euphoric, I grabbed the bunch and yelled Thank you!!! He held the door open and announced that my ride was waiting! Hen? Say kini, I looked outside to see a white stretch limo waiting for me. “My ride to where exactly?” I could see the delivery man was enjoying this because my razz ass could not hide my excitement “Please read the note Miss Odegbami, it explains everything”

Omobolanle love,

Happy Valentine’s Day! I wish us many more to come…Amen!
I hope you like your flowers, the 23 yellow roses are for our friendship…you are my best friend and the single red rose…is for love…I love you today and always!

The guy standing before you is Mark, he will be at your beck and call
today, I know it takes you a bit to get ready…take your time, when you are set, he will take you to work. At noon, he will bring you to Lex, I know you love Cajun food, I will meet you there and we’ll have lunch. Mark will take you back to your office and wait for your day to end. In the limo you will find a package, change into that dress for me darling. Mark will take you to Salon Sesua, they will take care of your hair and make-up.
At about 7pm, Mark will bring you to the airport, a private plane will be waiting, we have dinner reservations at Justin’s, don’t worry about an overnight bag. Just bring your beautiful self. We will be spending the night at W, I reserved the pent house.
My mum will pick up Princess O from school and will watch her for the evening.
In the morning we’ll have breakfast in bed and I will have you back at work before 10am.
Can’t wait to see you.
Love Always,
ME



Oh damn! Omobolanle pick your mouth off the floor! And I only got him a card! I started to call him but somehow that was not on the instructions, I am definitely being punked…. I just know it!!!!! I picked up my phone to call MO and tell her about this shit riii hurr but she didn’t pick up…and then…..I WOKE UP!!!!

13 comments:

  1. Ur ass is sure a dreamer but u know what they say its good 2 dream, its just that ur dreams/fantasies are alwayz so ridiculous.

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  2. Omo that was too much, you so cracked me up All the way to private jet, naa beans? But it's okay because i got plans for us too. Will pick u from ur hse with my 89 corrola, bring u back to my place and have u cook rice for dinner. I have ice cream and we can watch a 9ja movie ur choice. If you need to change i have ankara bubu u can wear. How's that for 2nite? Let me know asap cause the offer about to expire in 1hr.

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  3. Happy Valentine Day dearie. You woke up too soon.............!!!!!

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  4. dang gal...slow ur rows u almost had me gasping for breath!!!!!
    PS:DID U GO BACK TO SLEEP???LOL!!!

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  5. hehehehe...u're a loser QB...hahahahahha...I've been giving D~boy some serious warning all night. Sent him the link so he can learn a thing or two about being romantic...sheesh!!! He promises to do better than your Mr Wonderland next yr.

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  6. lol..I love it..and I started believing too after he decided 2 pick up your daughter..ndeysane like they say on my side of the world ..lol...

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  7. Awwwwwwwwwww pele QB, dreams do come true. Hopefully someone is listening and that person will make all ur dreams and fantasies come true. AMEN. Be sure to call and gist me when that happens.

    U should have taken dupe up on her offer, now it has expired.

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  8. QB you had me rolling I had 2 call Dupe. Well newsflash.... Yellow roses actually means the guy guy is not really into you. So dream multiple colors next time.

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  9. lmao.. I'm just not tuned into all this flower colors and their meanings.. thanks for the brief schooling.

    Now.. do these colors also relate to tulips?

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  10. Sade..you too dey argue! Blindly no less!

    A red rose means respect, unconscious beauty, courage and "I love you".
    A yellow rose means gladness, joy, friendship and "you're in my thoughts".
    A white rose means purity, innocence, secrecy, silence and "you're heavenly".
    A pink rose means grace, admiration, thank you and "you're lovely"


    Now if he brought a cactus (LOL)...then that would mean "I am just not that into you!

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  11. @Dayo..I know my brother, but remember Pastor told us that highly successful happy people dream big!

    @Smoothvibes...I shall my dear!

    @Dupe...I started to take you up on your offer until I read the part where I had to cook...OMO I was ghost!

    @ Calabar girl...didnt i though? Just when it was getting good!

    @ Abimbola's notes...girl no it was already 10:30 and my ass shouda been at work at 9!

    @ LP...LOL...dont Laugh...it can happen! D money for where? I have been schooling that boy for the past two years! He is a natural naija boy!

    @ Africainment....Its funny today but omo it wasnt yesterday o!

    @ denrele...thanks roomie...you always keep hope alive..luff you ganni....I dont miss you sha!

    @ Smoothvibe...girl sharrap! lol I dont know jare! tulips are ugly anyway...I am a orchid girl all day long!

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  12. When will I stop taking you seriously??? This is the second time you've done this to me and yet again, I fell yakata!

    I was so enjoying this and was wondering why this sorta thing never happen to me...and then you had to give me a slap to wake up! Nonsense & Ingredients. I'll get you back o...

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