If I could destroy one website it would have to be Face Book! I mean the hell? It is 6:30pm and my ass is sitting in the office handling all my WWW business before I go home, ask me why? Ask me now? Well I will tell you anyway! My 2nd born and my 3rd born, and Dami boy…particularly my 3rd born and Dami boy are face book obsessed! I strongly believe they are responsible for the virus that has taken permanent residence on my hard drive! I don’t know didly about computers…at least not all that techy nonsense and I visit about 17 sites in total; Hotmail, Yahoo, Blogspot, G-mail, Nordstrom, Ebay, Paypal, Suntrust, Smart Bargains, Linked IN, , Mapquest, Google, dictionary.com, bible.com, poetry.com, art.com and Hi-5!
Somehow my computer is infected with a virus and apparently I am infecting the network so they shut me down! Do you know what that means? I cannot use the computer at home! What the hell am I supposed to do with my down time now? My Internet service is included in my rent so I can’t even demand a refund! So I was on the phone with the help desk again last night and he asked me if I had face book…. “Huh? No…well yeah….not really” ….he paused for a moment…then he said “You may have gotten the virus from there, a lot of the students in your complex that have the same virus use face book”
I am going to kill them kids! One by one and have them for dinner like my man Michael Crigger did on watch over me!
Okay so now I am in quarantine and since my home phone is connected to my High Speed Internet…..I am royally fucked!
I am supposed to scan my Compurra, then buy all this anti-virus crap, install them and then call back! Until then SOL!!
This is soooo not fair, Internet is right up the list of priorities right next to air and water!
mummy...get over it...
ReplyDeletebtw...u should get a facebook page too...i mean...it's 2007...everyone has facebook...n it's better than hi5...love ya!!!
Why dont you get AVG virus protection, its free 30 days trial after using it, you cancel on the 20th day. Kapish.
ReplyDeletepele I feel ur pain 4 real
ReplyDeleteDami can get u the antivirus thingy from NC State. They used to give it to use for free back then. Eya, pele.
ReplyDeleteDont get it funked up...Dami is as bad as the rest,...I mean, these kids dont even check their hotmail and yahoomail no more...It's first book all the way.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which,...My antivirus trial expires soon...yeah, Seyi said they have free antivirus stuvz in NCSU..I need to get on that. Whuddup Raleigh peeps!!!
Aunty Bola...How are you, are you having a good day...I'm goin crazy being at home I need to go to the Ocean and swim or sumthing...plus the weather is just fabuloso...Cherrio matie.
ReplyDeleteMy, my, my.... you are bored! well come by my office..I always have stuff for you to do..I'll even pay you this time.
ReplyDeleteAwww, sorry girl!!! hope you get the virus thingy sorted out soon. Cheers!!!
ReplyDeleteI know this was last year but girl when you rant you rant. lol @ internet being up there next to air and water. Funny funny!!
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